Thursday, August 30, 2007

A midget's guide to life

How am I still alive? How did I not get trampled over by the giants of this world? You will find these and answers to many other questions shortly.

1. be tough: if you don’t want to get pushed around, build a tough image. Normally people don't view shorties as a threat and thus feel that they can do anything to you. Don’t take crap from anyone, and if you can reach, punch him/her in the nose if he/she teases you. you want to be a person people look down to in fear!

i will add more to this shortly (no pun intended)

5 comments:

athelete518 said...

GO LITTLE PEOPLES!

Anisha said...

hahhaahahahaha! no pun intended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woo! wooo! wooooooooooo!

athelete518 said...

yeah that's pretty ownage funny.

Anonymous said...

haha! I dont have to worry about these kinda things, im artificially enhanced. Oh, but I still remember the times when I was short, thoes weren't good times at all...

athelete518 said...

yeah jason...so proud of your synthetic HGH lol :D